Extruding The Noodle
In the land of the blind, one-eyed man is king. But in the bowl, only the brown eye will sing. So …
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Heavy Shattin’
It seems like an age since we’ve written. But I can assure you we’re still shittin’. In fact, a wafting …
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Oh The Covidity!
I just released a covid whopper. A highly contagious stinking plopper. On fast food and coffee is where it grows. …
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Hypootised!
After depositing a dreadful load… And luckily safe in my abode. But upon my face grew a sneer. When into …
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Cleanup in Aisle Poo
I’ve just delivered something smelly and huge. A mighty brown torrential deluge. A monstrosity so vile you wouldn’t believe. Added …
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Converted To Chum
As I sit and expel the sloshes of Hell. I detect a dreadful wafting smell. I swear I wasn’t eating …
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Poopetually
There was a man named Jack Smith. His pants contained a terrible whiff. Near him you had to hold your …
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Late Arvo Shit
The late arvo shit is nice, Unless you ate too much spice. It can go really soft and squishy. And …
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