No Pain, No Poop
Here’s a story of the most heinous of shites. A mighty bog battle, the worst of all fights. I had …
Pure Pooetry
An Evil Presence
I’m wearing a long and tight belt. So an evil presence is not felt. These pants contain the unholy stink. …
Pure Pooetry
A Movement To Get Behind
I’m pooping in a far off distant land… Not the usual throne that I demand. A public pooper is where …
Pure Pooetry
Dreadful Brown Departure
Dude, I badly need to take a shit. My nostrils currently take the hit. Fart after fart I fear the …
Pure Pooetry
Take The Plunge
This damn stubborn poop won’t take the dive. Of the brown the porcelain is deprived. An unloading, my bowel is …
Pure Pooetry
