Rumble in The Bronx
That seriously did not just happen… An apoocalypse while I was a-crappin’. Something monstrous was making its way… Through my …
Pure Pooetry
Cleanup in Aisle Poo
I’ve just delivered something smelly and huge. A mighty brown torrential deluge. A monstrosity so vile you wouldn’t believe. Added …
Pure Pooetry
What a Blast
It’s time to pass a deuce of unbelievable magnitude! Holding it in has left me feeling no gratitude. I felt …
Pure Pooetry
Poseidon’s Kiss
Quite disgusted I am with this turd. It’s so soft and mushy is quite absurd. It wastes no time in …
Pure Pooetry
