Pure Pooetry
Sinkhole Stinkhole
Mother Nature’s gaping void. A huge stink of a hole to avoid. Don’t stare directly into the brownness. Like staring …
Pure Pooetry
The San Churro Chocolate Strangler
On All Hallows’ Eve, the clock struck twelve. Into the toilet bowl, this story does delve. In The San Churro …
Pure Pooetry
Take The Fall
I can’t tell where the blood stopped and the poo started. I blew my hole out, when I farted. It was …
Pure Pooetry
Wiped Too Soon
Much like any other shit, this is how it started. I asked out loud, “…was that me who farted?” The …
Pure Pooetry
From The Shitey Deep
It brewed inside like a colossal storm. It began last night and it now it is morn. The seas of …
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A Poo Lost in Time
Feels like aeons since I shat. My bowel has grown quite fat. I take the porcelain throne. Release the ancient …
Pure Pooetry
