Take The Fall
I can’t tell where the blood stopped and the poo started. I blew my hole out, when I farted. It was …
Wiped Too Soon
Much like any other shit, this is how it started. I asked out loud, “…was that me who farted?” The …
From The Shitey Deep
It brewed inside like a colossal storm. It began last night and it now it is morn. The seas of …
A Poo Lost in Time
Feels like aeons since I shat. My bowel has grown quite fat. I take the porcelain throne. Release the ancient …
