Feigned Relief
I grimaced then peaked and felt such relief. Cos prior I’d done what ladies call a queef. I’d feared my undies …
Pure Pooetry
Fuelling The Fatberg
The sewers beneath old London town… Conceal a secret coated in brown. The tubes and pipes that lead to dunnies… …
Pure Pooetry
Sacrificial Shizzle
I just excreted a steamy brown broth… It hissed and bubbled in a furious froth. I didn’t mean to deliver …
Pure Pooetry
Morning Sog
Upon waking this morning I knew something was askew. A sudden and strange feeling that made me want to spew. …
Pure Pooetry
