glue – Pure Pooetry

Here’s a story of the most heinous of shites. A mighty bog battle, the worst of all fights. I had …

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Airborn

This damn poo is stuck like glue. Can someone please give it a clue? It is not wanted in my …

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So I’m dropping a load just like I normally would… When the last lump asks why he should. He is …

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I didn’t plan to fart as I blew out a sneeze. And sadly along with it came the rear sleaze. …

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Ever done a poop that looked rather pale? Mine came out like bread that was stale. I don’t feel unwell, …

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This is quite the difficult poo. All because I forgot to chew. The feta is not easily passed. I should …

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Another Saturday morning poo. I’m trying to release brown glue. But the tiled floor is a lil chilly. And the …

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I must admit, I like to doodoo nasty pranks. Involving bananas and turds, it’s oh so rank. Slip a shit …

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Yet another day, yet another poo. I sit in contemplation, squeezing out number two. The last chunk leaves my bowel. …

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