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Every time I poop its gigantic in girth. Forget the bowl I worry about planet Earth. Hurdling into the bowl …
Every time I poop its gigantic in girth. Forget the bowl I worry about planet Earth. Hurdling into the bowl …
I have a disease. Well, it’s more of a sickness. I block toilets with turds of mammoth thickness. No matter …
I’m so damn proud of what I just produced… An indescribable torpoodo from my caboose. I heard the warning sirens …
Do you know poops are prehistoric? And no, that question is not rhetoric. Thought to exist in the ancient Brown …
Why am I so damn gassy? Clouds are plumming out my assy. These stinky gale force winds… Reek like thousand-year-old …
Slowly I staggered away from the table… The weight in my gut made my legs unstable. I’d downed too much …