flooded – Pure Pooetry

My loo is shattered and gross. It’s certainly nothing I would boast. Yet busting to go I had little choice. …

Pure Pooetry

Bad Barista Brew

Here’s a terrible story from my butthole to you. About a white choc coffee turned hellish goo. I dunno what …

Pure Pooetry

I detect a most vile scent in the air. It’s mean and cruel and does not care. I regret inhaling …

Pure Pooetry

People don’t know that magick is real. Until a ripper from my butt does peel. The horrendous stink it makes. …

Pure Pooetry

Ate so much pasta I felt gnocchied-up. Inside me is a soon-to-be brown slup. But when I went to birth …

Pure Pooetry

I can’t tell where the blood stopped and the poo started. I blew my hole out, when I farted. It was …

Pure Pooetry