Creator of Fuming Hatred
A warm breeze came wafting by. And it brought a tear to my eye. But not tears of joy nor …
Christening The Crapper
You may not believe this story that I tell… Because you did not witness the horrific smell. But trust me …
Threat of Slime
Dangerously I was asleep at the wheel. But was awakened by a fart I did peel. And luckily it happened …
On The Wall
While taking a dump, it caught my eye. Something on the wall, and not a fly. And it wasn’t graffiti …
Mornings Done Right
Ah yes, the morning poo. It’s one of my favourite things to do. All the build up from the night …
A Stinky Mistake
I took a quick break, to release a brown snake, but what came out was rancid mush. This awful gooey …
