A Hole in My Undies
I have a giant hole in my undies. If I squat you’ll see my grundies. If I bend over, you’ll …
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A Pooping We Must Go
I really need to take a big poo. Like a baby shark, a doodoo da doodoo. I don’t wanna hold …
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Toilet Talents
The following account is a story that’s true… It all took place while I was on the loo. There were …
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Inconvenient Expoodition
Why does this always seem to happen? At inconvenient times I need to go crappin’. It’s not the right time …
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Pooptillion Creature Feature
A Pooptillion creature from the Fecal Dimension… Was causing my bowels some serious tension! This ancient species’ home is the …
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The Brown Convict
The brown convict was restless. His desire for freedom, endless. He had to wait for the right time. To break …
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1 + 1 = POO!
The fuel for this bog is awfully strong. I have attempted something so very wrong. I did not flush the …
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