The Facilities
Every day I’ve a new ache and pain… And every other, a new brown stain. It’s not what I expected …
Pure Pooetry
Letting Slip
Have you ever thought that the coast was clear… So you decide to drop flatus from your rear? Then you …
Pure Pooetry
I Spy With My Brown Eye
I’ll tell you a story and believe me it’s true… About what I saw floating inside the loo. Something so …
Pure Pooetry
Morning Sog
Upon waking this morning I knew something was askew. A sudden and strange feeling that made me want to spew. …
Pure Pooetry
Where’s The Spew?
This coffee has put me in quite a stew. Now I need to unleash a rectal spew. Or maybe it …
Pure Pooetry
Mushy Morsel
The stench was so foul, I nearly fainted. The person before me, the porcelain they painted. Shades brown, black and …
Pure Pooetry
