Compacted Stool
Here is a story about a stealthy brown attack. The battle took place within my own crack. I foolishly delayed …
Pure Pooetry
Obnoxious Detox
I decided I needed to have a detox. My gas stunk worse than my socks. It was so bad people …
Pure Pooetry
Crappy Crab Walk Cramps
I didn’t get the chance to poop at all yesterday. So I had a big load waiting in my brown …
Pure Pooetry
