An Unthinkable Poosaster
Oh my goodness! The unthinkable has happened. There’s a major malfunction where I do my crappin’. The throne… she’s broken! …
Pure Pooetry
I Spy With My Brown Eye
I’ll tell you a story and believe me it’s true… About what I saw floating inside the loo. Something so …
Pure Pooetry
Poolution Solution
On the throne I sat to take a dump… Which blasted out in a magnificent clump. The porcelain cracked and …
Pure Pooetry
Double Whammy
I just unloaded a double whammy. Splash soaked my jewelled family. The gross girth of these evil twins. Couldn’t miss …
Pure Pooetry
