Danger Spill Plopinson!
I need somewhere to drop this load. Somewhere like my own abode. But I’m miles away in a foreign land. …
Pure Pooetry
Spikey Little Nugget
This spikey little nugget, on the cusp of it’s debut… Instead of an outing, it’s a stubborn steadfast poo! I’ll …
Pure Pooetry
Today’s The Day
Today’s the day, I feel something great will happen. In taking the throne my cheeks do a slappin’. Into the …
Pure Pooetry
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Anacondung
The inner Mr. Whippy is curled inside my gut. In a moment it will uncoil and spew out from my …
Pure Pooetry
Brown Queef Grief
I wash my hands then brush my teeth. Time to deposit a stinky brown queef. But it’s come too soon, …
Pure Pooetry
Friday Floods Once More
I just had an emergency evacuation. The fecal ejected before plantation. I found myself in a right shitty situation. Bowels …
Pure Pooetry
Run Poosepi Run
Busting, I had to poop really bad… I was forced to clench like I never had. Several minutes away was the …
Pure Pooetry
