Better Not Slip
Last night’s burger was delicious and nice. But this morning my rectum is paying the price. My gut felt normal, …
Pure Pooetry
Rectal To The Rescue: Part 2
I continue on my journey to find the damsel in distress. It’s not long until I feel my bowels are …
Pure Pooetry
Today’s The Day
Today’s the day, I feel something great will happen. In taking the throne my cheeks do a slappin’. Into the …
Pure Pooetry
Who Done it?
Attention ladies and gentlemen, there’s something I must address. I’d like to draw your attention to this terrible brown mess. …
Pure Pooetry
