Meteorite Madness: Part 2
Continued from Part 1! It’s time to flush, but will the bowl hold? These pipes are a few decades old. …
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Runaway Boulder
It’s best to never tempt your fate. Especially regarding your stinky date. But I’ve just birthed a runaway boulder! It …
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An Awful Hatching
You’d better start the fan and light a match. Cos something awful from my rear did hatch. Hanging in the …
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Why So Gassy?
Why am I so damn gassy? Clouds are plumming out my assy. These stinky gale force winds… Reek like thousand-year-old …
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Boulder of Brown
I think my bowels are off. They just let out a cough. Then I birthed a monstrous boulder. And now …
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Rancid Salami
I grunt out this huge boulder. Such force my cheeks smoulder. Into the bowl the brown rock dives. No water …
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Crappy Crab Walk Cramps
I didn’t get the chance to poop at all yesterday. So I had a big load waiting in my brown …
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