Better Not Slip
Last night’s burger was delicious and nice. But this morning my rectum is paying the price. My gut felt normal, …
Pure Pooetry
One in The Oven
Something in my gut weighs a tonne. You could say I’m cooking a brown bun. But my internal oven is …
Pure Pooetry
Soft Serve
Warm ooze I slowly drop. Like an evil ice cream shop. From my ass it did plop. Need a shower …
Pure Pooetry
