Upset Stomach
Something has made my gut upset. A brown is brewing, I’m willing to bet! I’ll drink some Eno, then feel …
Pure Pooetry
Beach To Breach
I’m at the point of overload. I need some porcelain to erode. And the sweat is dripping from my brow. …
Pure Pooetry
We Need a Plumber
Someone better call a plumber… Because my bowels awoke from their slumber! Toxic waste rained down with tremendous splatter. I’m …
Pure Pooetry
The H.S.POO
Last night I ordered some Uber Eats. With no intention of creating a fecal beast. I ordered myself the Halal …
Pure Pooetry
SHOP n PLOP
Oh my turd, this is going to be bad. The pain in my coight is the worst I’ve ever had. …
Pure Pooetry
