Wuhan Blues (and Browns)
I’ve come down with a case of the Wuhan Blues. And it’s really affecting my number twos. Coronavirus this and …
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The Shattering Girth
A girthy log just left my ass. It shattered the porcelain like it was glass. I had to push because …
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A Girthly Birth
Someone please help me I’m about to give birth, to a fecal baby of astonishing girth. It’s been over 24 …
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