Something’s Not Right
Something below doesn’t feel right. Something nearby smells of shite. The feeling is off and somewhat unsavoury. Is my crease …
Pure Pooetry
Ghastly Goop
The bowl is a void where no life exists. All that will inhabit, a swirly brown mist. So, behold the …
Pure Pooetry
Bad Barista Brew
Here’s a terrible story from my butthole to you. About a white choc coffee turned hellish goo. I dunno what …
Pure Pooetry
Sinkhole Stinkhole
Mother Nature’s gaping void. A huge stink of a hole to avoid. Don’t stare directly into the brownness. Like staring …
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A Poo Lost in Time
Feels like aeons since I shat. My bowel has grown quite fat. I take the porcelain throne. Release the ancient …
Pure Pooetry
