Fecal Fibre Power
Is there such a thing as too much fibre in your diet? I ask because my pooping time is never …
Pure Pooetry
The Sneeze of The Exorcism
Have you ever rushed off to the loo… To unload a much-needed number two? Only to have something violent happen… …
Pure Pooetry
Splurkin’ The Gherkin
I was oozin’ the poodin’… But the squirtin’ was a-hurtin’. So I eased on the squeeze… And clenched my flow …
Pure Pooetry
Bedtime Horror
It was time for bed when I got the alert… I needed the toilet fast before my ass went berserk. …
Pure Pooetry
Fast Food Fecal Frenzy
Gobble down that Pizza Hut. Then let it brew within your gut. Soon you’ll open your back pocket. And blast …
Pure Pooetry
The Battle of Fearless Trev
A war was raging from deep within. What was coming was not going to be thin. I could feel the …
Pure Pooetry
