Elbow Grease
I just blew out my sphincter. It caused a terrible stinker. The stench is beyond compare. And singes my nostril …
Pure Pooetry
Shameful Exit
Valve wide open, the pressure applied. Spackling the bowl of my porcelain ride. Squeeze and pinch, grunt and wince-making ungodly …
Pure Pooetry
Service With a Smile
The guy who delivered our TV. Said he needed a toilet to pee. But after he’d used our loo. It …
Pure Pooetry
Doodoo Desecration
Desecration of the mind, desecration of the soul. Someone has done something ungodly to this bowl. It’s left in such …
Pure Pooetry
