The guy who delivered our TV.
Said he needed a toilet to pee.
But after he’d used our loo.
It was apparent he’d done a poo.
And the stink was too much for me.

I used the fragrant spray with all haste.
To erase the stink of human waste.
But this was no ordinary stinky shit.
My nostrils took an ungodly rancid hit.
And I had to plug them with toothpaste.