No Disco Dancing
Having milk after midday on a full belly… Risks filling pants with brown jelly. And if lactose for you is …
Pure Pooetry
Poopare For War
In times of peace, you must poopare for war. So that is why I’m shittin’ on the floor! I’m not …
Pure Pooetry
The Golden Throne
We all know the feeling of brown overflow… It’s a surging torrent that is raring to go. The levy will …
Pure Pooetry
Something’s Not Right
Something below doesn’t feel right. Something nearby smells of shite. The feeling is off and somewhat unsavoury. Is my crease …
Pure Pooetry
