the john

If constipated and stuck on The John… You’ll be tempted to scream “Come on!” Try pumping your fists and clenching …

Pure Pooetry

Johnny “Blood in my Stool” Jones

Let me introduce you to a friend of ours. After taking huge dumps he takes bows. His name is Johnny …

Pure Pooetry

My legs grow numb as I pen this tale. For I’m on the John as I excrete this whale. It’s …

Pure Pooetry

I sat down for my midday fecal feat. A kind soul before me had warmed the seat. With little effort …

Pure Pooetry