The Calm Before The Storm
This is the calm before the storm. Prior to the unsavoury being born. Everything is peaceful and quiet. One could …
Pure Pooetry
Torrents of Brown
It’s 100 degrees, I shit you not. My poop gushes out like runny snot. Everything is all melty and gross. …
Pure Pooetry
Nutty Butt: Part III
Oh my god, it’s finally happened! The fecal floodgates have awakened! After a serious bout of shitty blockage, My bowels …
Pure Pooetry
A Poo Lost in Time
Feels like aeons since I shat. My bowel has grown quite fat. I take the porcelain throne. Release the ancient …
Pure Pooetry
