Heavy Brown Rocks
Pull up your socks and drop your jocks, it’s time to drop some heavy brown rocks. The seat may be …
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The Juice is Loose
My butthole is wide, my butthole is loose. When I dump I don’t feel the juice. It slips out below, …
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Obnoxious Detox
I decided I needed to have a detox. My gas stunk worse than my socks. It was so bad people …
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Father’s Day: Redux
It’s Farter’s Day for our North American friends! What are the chances they’ve blocked their s-bends? Maybe they’ve plugged them …
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