Call of The Wizard’s Crack: Part 2
The evil Dung Stealer stood poised at my door. I got ready to unleash nuggets of mystical lore. How dare …
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The Mystery of The Sewer Trout
There was quite a cool and pleasant breeze… As my butthole began to squeeze. Then I felt quite a commotion. …
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The Phantom of The Opoora
One fateful, frightful gloomy night, I took a shit that became my blight. I heaved and squeezed and dropped my …
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