Brace For Impact
Clutch the seat and brace for impact. Too long has this stool been compact. And now it’s time to let …
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The Mass Trumpet Incident
In the infamous words of ECW, “HOLY SHIT!” Here’s a story so lend me your ears, quick! This story is …
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Sacrificial Shizzle
I just excreted a steamy brown broth… It hissed and bubbled in a furious froth. I didn’t mean to deliver …
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The Loose Bowels
The loose bowels did bleat an unsettling howl… Followed by a spluttering from its wet jowls. I peeked at the …
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Special Delivery
I just dropped off a husky delivery. The package oozed out so slippery. I had to use a wee bit …
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Bogus Burger Bog Blowout
My diet lately has been outta whack. This hefty culprit needs to be cut back. I have the epic bacon …
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