Putrid and Rotten
The stinkiest of shits I have just done. Such a revolting stench leaving my bum. I don’t know how and …
Pure Pooetry
Clean Break
This damn log feels jammed. Half way out the shits crammed. If only I had a bogdozer to nudge… This …
Pure Pooetry
Lit Shit: Part 1
We’ve all heard of people saying their mix-tapes are lit. Well I’m here to raise the bar as I shoot …
Pure Pooetry
Shits and Giggles
Why are you offended by a poo streak in the bowl? It’s not as if it’s a framed photo hanging …
Pure Pooetry
Battle Cry of Bog
Rally the troops. Gather the poops. It’s time to sit and fight. Make these shits smite. Flood them with brown …
Pure Pooetry
Take The Fall
I can’t tell where the blood stopped and the poo started. I blew my hole out, when I farted. It was …
Pure Pooetry
