Sinkhole Stinkhole
Mother Nature’s gaping void. A huge stink of a hole to avoid. Don’t stare directly into the brownness. Like staring …
Pure Pooetry
Two Days Critical
The past two days I’ve been at critical mass. Expelling fecal monsters from out my ass. Stinky and brown and …
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Fast Food Relief
Oh what joy… it’s time to poop! I get to void my bowels of chocolate goop. Last night’s dinner was …
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Last Bog on Earth
The mass within was a terrible waste. I needed to get it out with all haste. A warning stench foretold …
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Papa Poosepi and The Morning Glory
You’re in for a treat coz it’s time for a story. About Papa Poosepi and his morning glory. The day …
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Wiped Too Soon
Much like any other shit, this is how it started. I asked out loud, “…was that me who farted?” The …
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Back To The Crack
We haven’t poosted a pooem in nearly a week. What can I say, our shits grown too weak. I’d ask …
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A Poo Lost in Time
Feels like aeons since I shat. My bowel has grown quite fat. I take the porcelain throne. Release the ancient …
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A Morning Glory
Early morning and I’m two coffees down. It’s time for me to go lay some brown. I plant my cheeks …
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Morning Gory
It was that time for morning glory. With how my stomach felt I knew it would be gory. My stomach …
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Conceded Defeat
There was a thunderous explosion from my rear. Indicating to me that a deuce was near. So I made my …
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