Fecal Funeral
My nostril twitched at something unusual… It was the hideous stench of a fecal funeral. I had casually strolled out …
Pure Pooetry
Down in The Dumps
My friend I heard you were down in the dumps. I heard your poop was runny with lumps. So here …
Pure Pooetry
Socially Awkward
I had to rush to the loo… Because something monstrous began to brew. I could feel it churn from deep …
Pure Pooetry
Ready or Not
It’s a cold Monday morning for what it’s worth. And I’m about to deliver a hefty fecal birth. I could feel …
Pure Pooetry
Too Close To The Sun / Fecal at Sea
I went too far this time, I flew too close to The Sun. Two double espressos equal a rumbling in …
Pure Pooetry
