Number Two: Part 2
A second poop in such quick succession. The number two must be an obsession. Nah, this is just a silly …
Pure Pooetry
A Stinky Mistake
I took a quick break, to release a brown snake, but what came out was rancid mush. This awful gooey …
Pure Pooetry
Stroppy Ploppy
I’m feeling angry. I’m enduring a bit of rage. So I make a fist and empty my poo cage. But …
Pure Pooetry
Sloppy Jalopy
I rush to the loo for a sloppy jalopy. Slime seeps out with a resounding ploppy. Smell is bearable if …
Pure Pooetry
