The Brown Gherkin
A sudden pain in the guts was the first warning. Then a trumpet announced a bog was spawning. Out it spewed …
Pure Pooetry
Splurkin’ The Gherkin
I was oozin’ the poodin’… But the squirtin’ was a-hurtin’. So I eased on the squeeze… And clenched my flow …
Pure Pooetry
A Pickle To Crimp
I knew a dude, who ate so much food, his bowels were ready for slaughter. But when pooping time came, …
Pure Pooetry
Crimping The Pickle
Going about my Saturday work… And of course my bunghole had to twerk. This wasn’t the time to be taking …
Pure Pooetry
Abhorrent Soft Serve Ripple
I’ve found myself in a bit of a pickle. As I can’t stop the release, of this brown soft serve …
Pure Pooetry
