Christening The Crapper
You may not believe this story that I tell… Because you did not witness the horrific smell. But trust me …
A Fistful of Poop
I clench in my hand a fistful of poop. It’s a warm and soft mushy goop. The dog left me …
Bronze Finger
He’s the man with the mushy touch. His finger slipped just a bit too much. While wiping to escape the …
Shapely Abstract
I just released a massive deuce. A mushy mound from my caboose. But this wasn’t just any sour mash. It …
Morning Sog
Upon waking this morning I knew something was askew. A sudden and strange feeling that made me want to spew. …
Poseidon’s Kiss
Quite disgusted I am with this turd. It’s so soft and mushy is quite absurd. It wastes no time in …
