The Horrible Mud Hog
I’m out on a stroll, walking my dog. Feeling pretty good, I have a little jog. The sun is out, …
Scrub-a-Doo-Doo
Just now I used the toilet brush. I had to expunge a skid of mush. Left there by my own …
Two Days Critical
The past two days I’ve been at critical mass. Expelling fecal monsters from out my ass. Stinky and brown and …
The Splatterfiend
The Splatterfiend has returned from the grave. And brought with him, his anus, to misbehave. A pungent cocktail of feces …
Set The Scheiße Free
What you and I don’t need. Is we shouldn’t have to plead. With a stubborn rear end. Driving you around …
Chocolate Factory
It took a while, but the factory is finally open. The chocolate factory that is, and the gate is broken. …
A Penny in The Pudd (Rhyme With Wood)
There was a penny in the pudd. From my bowels exploded mud. It caused me pain as it duz. When …
Lest We Forget
My poo filled bowels began to rumble and then my turds began to tumble. One by one they entered the …
