Brownly Betrayed
We’ve had quite the cold snap. But suddenly I need to crap. I don’t wanna freeze my cheeks, they’ll get …
Pure Pooetry
Putrid and Rotten
The stinkiest of shits I have just done. Such a revolting stench leaving my bum. I don’t know how and …
Pure Pooetry
Battle Cry of Bog
Rally the troops. Gather the poops. It’s time to sit and fight. Make these shits smite. Flood them with brown …
Pure Pooetry
From The Shitey Deep
It brewed inside like a colossal storm. It began last night and it now it is morn. The seas of …
Pure Pooetry
The Poolantic Ocean
Here I sit upon the throne… Soon to the ocean, my bowels will be known. Before long a mighty eruption. …
Pure Pooetry
