An Unpleasant Outing
I just had an unpleasant outing. Of some sickening sauerkrauting. Allow me take you back to the start. As usual it …
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Brown Mountain
I just dropped the world’s heaviest load. It shook the foundations of my abode. Porcelain is somehow still intact. Despite the …
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Christening The Crapper
You may not believe this story that I tell… Because you did not witness the horrific smell. But trust me …
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Porcelain Ruined
This once sparkling porcelain is in ruin. Because my butt did a sickly spewin’. I tried hard to hold it …
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1 + 1 = POO!
The fuel for this bog is awfully strong. I have attempted something so very wrong. I did not flush the …
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