My Name is Farts Galore
Lately, my name has been Farts Galore. I’ve been dropping bombs and stinky spores. The farts have been flying out …
Pure Pooetry
Why So Gassy?
Why am I so damn gassy? Clouds are plumming out my assy. These stinky gale force winds… Reek like thousand-year-old …
Pure Pooetry
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Saturday Soggies
It’s Saturday, my favourite day of the week. So first thing I do is release a gassy reek. Y’know you …
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