Quiet Time
Can’t a guy get some peace and quiet? Pooping in silence..have you ever tried it? I go to the loo …
Pure Pooetry
Mission: Souvlaki
Reporting on the mission, secret agent 002. I had a stealthy and secret job to doodoo. The objective was a …
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On The Wall
While taking a dump, it caught my eye. Something on the wall, and not a fly. And it wasn’t graffiti …
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Rear Reindeer Smear
It’s that time of season, it’s that time of year. When Santa’s reindeers leave a sickly smear. They fly in …
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