Brown Mountain
I just dropped the world’s heaviest load. It shook the foundations of my abode. Porcelain is somehow still intact. Despite the …
Pure Pooetry
Fecal Failure
Here is a terrible tale of a sickening brown fail… When I was pranked by a caca-cocktail. I had just …
Pure Pooetry
Last Bog on Earth
The mass within was a terrible waste. I needed to get it out with all haste. A warning stench foretold …
Pure Pooetry
Mushy Morsel
The stench was so foul, I nearly fainted. The person before me, the porcelain they painted. Shades brown, black and …
Pure Pooetry
