The Ghastly Appoorition Returns
The ghastly appoorition has returned. My bowels have simply not learned. I failed to eat well. My rear emits a …
Pure Pooetry
Doodoo Debt
I ask you, is there no greater issue… Than being without toilet tissue? When you’ve expelled the chocolate fudge… And …
Pure Pooetry
End The War on Bogs
The war on bogs has been a complete failure. All it’s pooduced is a terrible rectal flavour. Now and then …
Pure Pooetry
