Meteorite Madness: Redux
There’s a meteorite headed straight for Earth. And it’s got a mighty wide girth. But it’s not the one you’ve …
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Bangers and Mush
I just released some Bangers and Mush. Promptly following I pressed the flush! That was a real banger, I promise …
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Plunging To Death
I swear this plane just hit some rough turbulence… Just as I blasted away some lengthy flatulence. I’m miles above …
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Call a Plumber
Every time I poop its gigantic in girth. Forget the bowl I worry about planet Earth. Hurdling into the bowl …
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Sinkhole Stinkhole
Mother Nature’s gaping void. A huge stink of a hole to avoid. Don’t stare directly into the brownness. Like staring …
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