Brown Mountain
I just dropped the world’s heaviest load. It shook the foundations of my abode. Porcelain is somehow still intact. Despite the …
Pure Pooetry
The Horrible Mud Hog
I’m out on a stroll, walking my dog. Feeling pretty good, I have a little jog. The sun is out, …
Pure Pooetry
Brace For Impact
Clutch the seat and brace for impact. Too long has this stool been compact. And now it’s time to let …
Pure Pooetry
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Smellentine’s Day
On Smellentine’s Day we celebrate our pooetry love. To show it, we give our bowels a little shove. But if …
Pure Pooetry
Caca-Corpse
I just unloaded a whopping dump. So heavy, it made a loud thump. And when I extracted this meaty corpse. …
Pure Pooetry
Not Discreet
I thought this one would be short and sweet. Like a Silent But Deadly, but not discreet. However, when I …
Pure Pooetry
