The Lumberjack: Redux
Hear the creaking and the cracking… Then into water, logs smacking. His mighty axe swings and attacks… Logs fly out …
Hear the creaking and the cracking… Then into water, logs smacking. His mighty axe swings and attacks… Logs fly out …
I’m perched on the porcelain, slumped in a hunch. Trying to poop but my undies are in a bunch. I …
This is the calm before the storm. Prior to the unsavoury being born. Everything is peaceful and quiet. One could …
Off to the loo, I make a mad dash. Gotta drop this load in a fecal flash. Lid goes up, …