Call a Plumber
Every time I poop its gigantic in girth. Forget the bowl I worry about planet Earth. Hurdling into the bowl …
Obnoxious Detox
I decided I needed to have a detox. My gas stunk worse than my socks. It was so bad people …
Call of The Wizard’s Crack: Part 1
In the wee hours the clock strikes number two. And my bowels rumble telling me to conjure a poo. So …
Gangtsa Shit
Shizhard Wizard is right, what the hell is going on? We used to write on the daily, dropping killa fecal …
A Hole in One
I walked the stairs to go to the loo, the whole time dropping my guts while trying not to poo. …
