brown slime – Pure Pooetry

Having milk after midday on a full belly… Risks filling pants with brown jelly. And if lactose for you is …

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Pooggenheim

There’s a fancy museum, and it’s well known. Mr. Whippy shaped and a brown colour tone. Located in the wonderful …

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This pooem is a bit like synchronised swimming. But it’s to do with scat and two butts are singing… You discover …

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I’ve got The Brown Sweats. This morning, in my duvets. Then again at breakfast time. Dacks filled with brown slime. …

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Here’s a short, shitty Sunday rhyme. And of course it’s about the brown slime. Foolishly I had too much dairy. …

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Here I sit doing my duty, This grog bog is my sworn doodie. The night before was a real bender, …

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