Ancient Ass Unloading
It feels like I haven’t taken a shit in ages. This pooem may take up many pages. In fact, I …
Pure Pooetry
Conjuring The Caca
With a wave of my wand and a puff on my pipe. I cast this spell, much like performing a …
Pure Pooetry
Last Bog on Earth
The mass within was a terrible waste. I needed to get it out with all haste. A warning stench foretold …
Pure Pooetry
