Merry Shitmas!
Here’s a seasonal experience much too awful… I just pooped out a whole Christmas bauble! If it had cracked, I’d …
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Bad Barista Brew
Here’s a terrible story from my butthole to you. About a white choc coffee turned hellish goo. I dunno what …
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Storms a Brewin’
One eerie night the wind did blow. The wind outside and the wind below. Outside was cold but inside was …
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Fast Food Fecal Frenzy
Gobble down that Pizza Hut. Then let it brew within your gut. Soon you’ll open your back pocket. And blast …
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Mississippi Steamboat
What you are about to read is a true story. Forever remembered in all its poo glory. It’s a tale …
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Socially Awkward
I had to rush to the loo… Because something monstrous began to brew. I could feel it churn from deep …
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