Multitasking Gone Wrong
Honestly, I’ve never pooped in a sock… But the opposite might get pipes blocked. Before I sat down to take …
Pure Pooetry
Oh The Covidity!
I just released a covid whopper. A highly contagious stinking plopper. On fast food and coffee is where it grows. …
Pure Pooetry
Mississippi Steamboat
What you are about to read is a true story. Forever remembered in all its poo glory. It’s a tale …
Pure Pooetry
Doodoo-Depression
I’m so doodoo-depressed. Look at these pants I’ve messed. And I’m down in the brown dumps. Even my deuce sags and slumps. …
Pure Pooetry
